Cat Poop Cookies II

Welcome back to the world of Cat Poop Cookies II, where the infamous and hilariously named treat makes a comeback with even more outrageous and tongue-in-cheek humor. This sequel to the original Cat Poop Cookies takes the concept of unconventional baking to a whole new level, challenging traditional notions of what constitutes a delicious dessert. With its bold and audacious approach, Cat Poop Cookies II promises to deliver the same unexpected and uproarious experience that fans of the first installment have come to love.

Cat Poop Cookies II
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Servings:

18

Yield:

3 to 4 dozen

Ingredients

¼ cup honey
¼ cup molasses
⅔ cup butter
1 egg
2 ⅓ cups whole wheat flour
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon ground ginger
½ teaspoon ground cloves
1 (32 ounce) package wheat and barley nugget cereal (e.g. Grape-Nuts™)
½ cup crushed ramen noodles

Directions

Step 1

In a medium bowl, Microwave the honey until it bubbles. This may take up to 1 minute. Stir in the molasses, butter and egg. Beat until smooth. Stir in the flour, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves until combined. Then add the dramatic additions of your choice such as coconut, ramen, chocolate chips, or peanuts. Chill dough until firm.

Step 2

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Roll dough into logs about 3/4 inch in diameter. Cut into pieces the approximate length of cat poop. Roll pieces in the cereal, place on an unprepared cookie sheet, and bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven.

Step 3

Serve the cookies in a disposable cat litter box, on a bed of cereal, with a brand new litterbox scoop. Add plastic flies, and dip the litter scoop in chocolate for added fun.

Nutrition Facts (per serving)

328

Calories

9g

Fat

60g

Carbs

8g

Protein

Complement

In Cat Poop Cookies II, the creators have upped the ante with even more outlandish and comical recipes that will have you laughing out loud while simultaneously craving a taste. From the cleverly crafted appearance of feline feces to the unexpected and delicious flavors hidden within, this unconventional baking adventure is sure to surprise and delight. Whether you're a fan of unconventional baking, a lover of all things quirky, or simply looking for a good laugh, Cat Poop Cookies II is a must-try for anyone with a sense of humor and an adventurous palate. So get ready to dive into the world of absurdly entertaining desserts and prepare to be delighted by the unexpected.